FAQ

Answers from our producer/software engineer/designer/director  Jamila Loubriel.

Q: Is this site about me?

A: Lol!! First off, I’m so flattered you are taking the time to read my site!! This content actually isn’t about anyone in particular, however I do draw inspiration from some people :) If I draw inspiration from you, consider yourself lucky, periodt!!!

Q: Is this satire?

A: Maybe it is, maybe it isn’t.

Q: Why/how are you single?

A: I just started being on dating apps again after 6 months of therapy and working on myself.

Q: What’s your ideal first date?

A: No less than dinner and drinks, obv.

Q: Wow!! You’re super hot.

A: Thank you.

Q: You talking about love makes me uncomfortable.

A: You not talking about love makes me uncomfortable.

Q: What are you looking for in a match?

A: A sense of humour, down to earth, financially and mentally stable, tall, empathetic, attractive. Appreciation for the arts. Obsessed with me. A fan. Somebody ready to bring something to my divine altar. A true gentleman. Kink friendly, queer affirming, anti racist, must love aliens, AI, travel, music, and movies. Artists encouraged. Must be in therapy. Tall, dark, handsome. Someone that also knows what they want.

Q: What is a turn off for you?

A: Flakiness, inconsistency, lack of empathy, dishonesty, someone who doesn’t know or love themselves.

Q: Do you believe in love at first sight?

A: Absolutely!!!

Q: Oh my gosh, Jamila, I fucked up. I wanna apologize!! I’m so sorry!!  How can I make it up to you?

A: I’ll be sure to let you know. Email me frontdesk@zajalovesyou.com

Q: Oh my gosh, you’re so attractive, cool & have so many people clearly trying to get with you!! How will I stand out?

A: In the words of Bea Miller “It’s really not my fault if you’re scared of a sweet, little, unforgettable thing”.  Seriously. Do you have a therapist? Do you love yourself? Why are you so afraid of being vulnerable? Who hurt you, are you okay? Why don’t you try asking me directly? Let’s chop it up.

Q: Are you willing to relocate?

Sure.

Q: Who do you prefer to make the first move, and when?

A: The guy. Immediately.

Q: I’d love to date you!!

A:  I have an exciting opportunity for you. We are working on really exciting reality content currently for people Zaja dates, or her future boyfriend.  Email us at frontdesk@zajalovesyou.com if you could see yourself going viral with us and you’re not camera shy.

More soon!